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I am a 35 year old single mother of 3 awesome kids. They drive me crazy and keep me grounded all at the same time. Go figure! I have a foul mouth and would probably get rich by using the swear jar! I love to write. It allows me to escape and venture into things I normaly wouldn't do in real life. I have made some really good friends through FF, and I treasure them dearly. I love my life, love my children, and I am so happy that I am able to share my wacky sense of humor with all of you!
What do you do when your biological clock is ticking? Uh? You hit up your best friend's brother for 'donations'. All Human-Humor-Romance.
Categories: Twilight Characters: Bella, Edward
Genres : Drabbles, Humor, Romance
Slash Pairings : None
Challenges: None Series: None
Chapters: 3 Completed: No Word count: 562
Published: June 08, 2012 Updated: July 22, 2012