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I like to call myself a more "mature" Twilight addict, but I'm really not.and live in the suburbs of Chicago. I work hard, play hard, and really only relax lately by writing fanfic. I'm single, a rabid Chicago White Sox fan, a musical mish-mash (including the 80s and classical), and a tomboy - golf being my addiction at present. Vodka martini's, extra dirty, blue cheese olives my vice of choice.
My dream is to meet RPatz and have a smoke with him in a dark alley. Rob, please PM me here when you're in Chicago. I've got just the place...
I also dream of writing a trilogy someday, fiction, but unabashedly romantic, and slightly auto-biographical, about the colorful past of my maternal ancestry. Something with a happy ending. I haven't had mine. Yet.
My fic "Of Swans and Silence" won the Judges pick for the Darkella's Darkest Temptation Contest held by the genius of the girls over at "The Temptation of the Naughty Muses", a combined effort of The Twilight Muses, Jasper's Naughty Girls, and Darkest Temptations. (If you're into everything Jasper, or everything naughty, or both, you should check these ladies out.) To say I was shocked would be the largest of understatements. It was my first-ever contest. The fic is not for everyone, though, and I highly suggest if you're not over 18, or if you're my mother, that you DO NOT read it.
I have two other fics: Second Chances, a Charlie fic that's post-BD (which is on Twi and ff.net, and I'm beginning to post here), and I Will Love You, a version of what might have happened if Edward came back in NM, which won the "Pop My Cherry" contest (which is on ff.net).
Finally, if you'll allow me, I want to just give a permanent shout-out here to my superb friend, Alexis Danaan. If it weren't for her, Second Chances would never have been posted.
Feel free to follow me on Twitter: @EdwardsChipper, although if you're not into foul-language, general perviness, or the occasional song lyric, follow at your own risk.
To most, Bella Swan is the image of the quintessential businesswoman. But buried deep behind a thick skin and designer clothes, she hides secrets both inside and outside the office. Until she loses a promotion, and gets a new boss.
Judges pick for the Darkella's Darkest Temptation Contest.
Beaucoup thanks to FrozenSoldier for this amazing banner.
The gorgeous winner banner designed by even gorgeouser TwiCarol.
OSaS was rec'd over on the WordyBitches blog. Thanks so much to HammerHips and the lovely ladies over there!
Categories: AU- All human Characters: Bella, Edward, Emmett, Jasper, Rosalie
Genres : Angst, Crime , Mystery, Romance, Suspense
Pairings: Edward/Bella , Jasper/Bella
Slash Pairings : Bella/Rosalie
Team: Team Human
Challenges: None Series: None
Chapters: 12 Completed: No Word count: 79582
Published: October 06, 2010 Updated: January 09, 2012
She happens to be stuck on the side of the road, car engine smoking. He happens to be driving back from a conference. Can an accidental meeting really mean a second chance at happiness? Or . . . not?
Please note: This story does contain rape. It is neither gratuitous not does it glorify or condone rape in any way, but it is integral to the story. I understand this may be an issue for some people and respect that you may choose to not to continue reading because of it. If you have any questions, please feel free to PM me, and I'll be happy to discuss it.
The beautiful banner made by the amazingly-talented FrozenSoldier:
A thousand thank yous to all who voted for this little fic, and to the judges who ran a fantabulous contest.
Categories: Post Breaking Dawn Characters: Alice, Aro, Bella, Carlisle, Charlie, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jacob, Jasper, Other Character, Renesmee, Rosalie
Genres : Angst, Drama , Horror, Hurt/Comfort, Mystery, Romance, Suspense , Tragedy
Slash Pairings : None
Team: Team Vamp
Challenges: None Series: None
Chapters: 8 Completed: No Word count: 34926
Published: October 25, 2010 Updated: December 22, 2010